do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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