I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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