Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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