and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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