you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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