How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i came on her dog
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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