New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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