I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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