using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
