Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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