we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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