do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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