dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Randomize
