Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I wear drunk well.
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