She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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