on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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