I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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