so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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