it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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