What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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