something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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