i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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