Are we in a gay sports bar?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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