Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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