Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(205): View more from Alabama

but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.

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(914): View more from New York

I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong

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(678): View more from Georgia

all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

No subtext here. People are naked.

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(256): View more from Alabama

this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I think his dick was bigger than his dog

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(770): View more from Georgia

I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment

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