Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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