Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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