she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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