this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish i was in the wii world.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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