I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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