Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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