ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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