Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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