This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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