There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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