Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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