the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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