Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
