he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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