So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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