You work out of a Hotel?
I wish I only lived at night.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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