I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
is wine microwaveable?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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