i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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