if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
so much tequila, so little girl.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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