I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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