Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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