Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Its about making memories worth repressing
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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