In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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