i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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