Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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