I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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