It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Can you bring me the toilet please
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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