Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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